muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

by Bwaaaalker January 27, 2016

Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)

Look at that Man-Muffin.

by Stevethemechanic95 November 24, 2022

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022

Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.

"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."

by Bglewis November 29, 2019

Muffin Man

It is a Man that sells Muffins.

“Hey look its the Muffin Man!”

by October 23, 2023

Muffin Man

The little boy with the chubby cheeks and always says baaaah!

Hey, look over there, there is the Muffin Man

by PajamaPro January 04, 2018

Muffin man

I guy with a awesome haircut

I want to have a haircut like the muffin man

by Spinksaay November 24, 2020