tree swinging

a term used to refer to african americans because they are monkeys and swing from trees

jahmal is such a tree swining monkey

"tree swinging"

by monkey poopere November 18, 2022

Tree

It is a bush on the wood.

Person 1: What is a tree?
Person 2: It is the place money grows.
Person 1: I see.

by BrkaBezBrka August 1, 2020

awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 4, 2017

Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.

*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!

by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023

Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017