Can a lope

When someone says something thats obvious

Persion 1Hey do you play for ball
Persion 2 yes

Well do thay make you whare uniforms for football

Persion 2. That vary can a lope of you

by Faythe 776 December 3, 2020

How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

can is can

yes sanchay

“do u wanna hang out”
“can is can”

by ;-; >>>>>> September 6, 2021

canning

when you shove multiple soup cans up someone’s ass until they explode causing extreme pain and soup gushing out the tip of your ass hole

me and brandy decided to endure in some canning

by poopy due June 16, 2023

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

can you stop shaking the ladder

oh shit.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words.
can you stop shaking the ladder?

by i4ba6g4rigt February 27, 2024

Gas can

Slang for an ass
An ass that belongs to somebody with very frequent flatulence in group settings.

Bro touch grass Carl be a gas can not clutch, you know i be no cap take my whip and hang with that thot and her shawty.

by Samuel 641 January 29, 2025