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Crum Dick

Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick
YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!
by TheUndergroundShade June 16, 2016
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Dick Magic

Dick magic is when a dude makes his dick levitate without even holding it or anything, its just pure magic.
Dude, did you see that dudes dick just go up, down and around! He wasn't even holding his dick! He's totally good at dick magic.
by Peepnis August 7, 2019
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Thomas Dick

The juiciest cock you have ever seen. It usually takes 3 girls to suck it off and sometimes a guy. Other people will say it is smol because they have never seen a dick so massive
yoooo Thomas dick is so much bigger than Hansens dick
by Hansen+Ella November 3, 2020
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starburst dick

A girl chews a starburst before going down on a guy. Before she begins sucking his dick, she spits her starburst-flavored saliva onto his penis, so when she starts sucking the penis tastes sweet and fruity, like a starburst.
Hey babe, let's stop by the gas station on the way home and grab some starburst so I can give you a starburst dick. ;)
by pinky_and_the_brain March 25, 2017
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dick jouster

n. a person who either is actually gay or is acting homosexual, therefore seemingly wanting to touch the dick of another man with his own dick
Carl was going to to a gay strip club, he's obviously a dick jouster
by Aarik July 21, 2007
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Dick Shirt

Any shirt a dick would wear/ mess with someone and tell them their wearing a dick shirt
I got my dick shirt,and my dicky floppies

that dick shirts a bit tight on you laddy

where do you buy your dick shirts? The dick store..
by hot carl! August 19, 2009
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Dimple dicking

Dimple dicking is the act of sucking cock with such vigor that it leaves your cheeks dimpled for several hours.
Look at that waitress after she comes out of the walk-in cooler. I'm pretty sure she's in there dimple dicking the prep cook.
by Micronaut October 6, 2016
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