Fart Dust

The microscopic feces particals expelled out of the rectum within the methane gases of flatulation.

The seat fabric had accumulated nearly visable fart dust from its experience since being manufactured in 1951.

by Ashton Lee September 22, 2003

fart-knocker

A male homosexual. Often used by straight males against other straight as a means of humilating him.

"Shut up, you fartknocker!"

by Fatty June 20, 2003

pussy fart

In short, Alec Baldwin.

Last time "The Edge" was on TV I realized what a huge pussy fart Alec Baldwin is.

by Lorna January 8, 2005

dog fart

The act of an African American man having sex with a caucasian woman. Also refered to as BDWC.

My favorite type of porn is dog fart

by Mike Oncley September 30, 2006

Fart Force

Adj. The force exerted upon farting

Alt. Definition

N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.

BILL, HOLY SHIT your fart just measured a 9.5 on the fart scale

Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?

by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008

spiteful fart

Farting on purpose just to spite someone

My boss was a jerk to me, so I busted out a spiteful fart in his face as I walked past his desk.

by Slackey January 11, 2009

Fart Mist

1. A mass of fine poop particles in the atmosphere.
2. Poop vapor condensed on the inside of your butt cheeks after forcing out what you "thought" was a dry fart. This often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.

Dude, I was driving home from the all you can eat garlic pizza place when I farted and totally Fart Misted all over the inside of my underwear and cheeks.

by Marcort January 22, 2009