The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.

OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Fake Ho

An unloyal fake ho.

Sometimes named Marissa

Some times has a peg leg.

Richelle: She’s fucking retarded .

Fake ho

by Btr39 May 29, 2021

Fake Friend FR

This word is used when your friend who you thought was a real friend , let you get killed by an Infernal

Woi Qayyum, aku mati bodoh asal kau tak tolong, kau fake friend fr

by JamesDAvalanche August 3, 2023

fake apple

Unrealistically gigantic ass

That bitch has a fake Apple

by Dickball May 14, 2015

Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing

Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake

by Silent Ray February 18, 2009

Fake Friend

When a friend invites you to play golf and you change your whole week around to be able to play golf with him and then he calls you to un-invite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a Fake Friend

by brameisfake October 2, 2023

Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014