douche fuck

a douchebag/dumbfuck combo rolled into one package.

Person 1: "Drew ate the whole pizza, he didn't leave any for us."
Person 2: "What a douche fuck!"

by crazyblond94913 October 21, 2010

douche-ass

a conjunction of douche bag and dumb ass, used when your so mad you cant chose which one to use.

"that guy is such a douche-ass!" "president bush was a douche-ass!"

by pyro - rei December 27, 2008

Fo-Douche

A name for some who is a foreign douchebag

I cant believe you are sick, stop being such a fo-douche and get better

Dude stop being such a fo-douche and hop that fence

by M Jordan February 3, 2008

Douche Nozzle

One or more exhaust pipes on a pickup truck which are re-routed from the normal stock routing to instead go vertically through the bed imediately behind the cab. Extra douche points are awarded if the engine is gasoline and not a diesel.

Check out the double douche nozzles on that Ford Lighting!

by peterbuilt October 29, 2011

Douche nozzle

A general doucher. somebody thats so much of a douche that he has to be described as a douche nozzle.

Is he cool?
No hes a total Douche nozzle.

by who_the!? June 22, 2010

Wall Douche

A complete douchebag, who talks shit on facebook. These people usually have vane pictures of themselfs for their profile picture, have little to no freinds, and hit the gym to overcompensate for their lack of inteligence and game.

Matt: "Wall Post" Yo ron, i eat hamburgers all day, i think i can kick your ass. I dont think anyone who is as skinny as you can do anything to me. I think you should shut up before i shut you up

Ron: "Wall Comment" Fuck you dude, im not gonna take shit from you. you wanna talk shit, but i wanna kick your ass. meet me in the parking lot at lunch.

Matt: "Wall Comment" i dont wanna get in trouble, but i can still kick your as if i tried...

Ron: "Wall Comment" your such a wall douche

by Ronald Alakai August 12, 2010

Douche Baguette

A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.

Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
canucks frogs

by Haute Pepper September 14, 2011