dick trauma

Significant injury to ones penis.

After Elizabeth kicked Troy in the ballsack, Troy experienced dick trauma.

by Sunny two peat January 3, 2014

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pretentious dick

Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.

Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.

by Barry Bobby May 1, 2014

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dick swarm

noun
1. a gathering of men around one individual; usually homosexuals

Origin:
2014; American English, while drunk around a campfire at Campit Resort in Michigan

“Carl was looking so cute in his swimsuit that he created a dick swarm.”

by ChicagoCarl July 11, 2014

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Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014

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manny dick

a dick so small in order to jack off you need a magnifying glass and tweezers .

you got a manny dick nigga !

by chaaaa girl (; December 17, 2014

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''Dick in the arse''is a term used by a group of people in the Donaghmede/Bayside area of Dublin. To describe anything from falling over,stubbing your toe to a person not being a decent person. Or in may cases used just to describe the weather.
Origins of way the term is used is unknown

that chap just skipped the Q ''dick in the arse''

you walk out your front door its raining out ''dick in the arse

by Chad Fire Engine Uranum November 10, 2013

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