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Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025
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bar-weird

BAR(BARely any rhythm) - WEIRD(strange, unfamiliar) 1: a vocal limitation from a scarcity of being able to imagine everyone is normal and what you see and hear is you, 2: a natural slight of verb for someone who doesn’t keep good emphatic books
Have you ever had a sweet kitty-cat walking up, rubbing against your leg, purring and jumping up in your lap only to smell their stinky butt? Then you’re looking to see if anything from cat’s ass got on you? Bar-weird is the mental projection of a cat-ass verbalized, vocalized, and like Marshal Macluhan observed, “The medium is the message.”

Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?

Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?

Stray: Huh?

Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.

Stray: What do you mean?

Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.

Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.

In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’

‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
by goodhand April 10, 2024
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Marg Bar SpongeBob

Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.
Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!

Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob

Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!
by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024
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Cramer Bar

The Cramer Bar is a candlestick named after the legendary stock analyst Jim Cramer that appears on a candlestick chart whenever Jim Cramer says "Buy Buy Buy". Most of the time these bars are giant red candlesticks that represent the selling of the stock. The Cramer Bar can also be a large green candlestick indicating that the stock is being bought immediately after Jim Cramer says "Sell Sell Sell". Jim Cramer has a massive influence over retail investors so it is no surprise that institutional investors will often take advantage of the liquidity that Jim brings to the market.
Damn that Cramer Bar on NVDA was massive!
by Methodical May 24, 2024
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