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Air Log

When you rip a fart in a body of water and the bubbles roll up your back.
I just ripped an air log in my friends new hot tub.
by RevieBalls September 26, 2020
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Air Piss

A heavy mist of rain. Not heavy enough for a drizzle, but heavier than a mist. Normally extremely annoying, but manageable.
The air piss washed away my chalk. It was going to be a great day in the park, but the air piss started. What a dreary day, full of all this air piss.
by Atlrex August 19, 2018
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Air Beast

Air Beast
n. Master of atmospheric power and elevated presence. Controls the environment through mental superiority, strategic movement, and invisible but undeniable influence.

Power Traits:
- Mentally floats above drama
- Navigates through toxic environments
- Controls room atmosphere
- Moves with invisible force
- Commands air spaces

In Action Examples:
"Pure Air Beast energy when they:
- Glided through corporate politics
- Made tension disappear
- Changed room temperature with presence
- Elevated above hate
- Controlled breathing of business deals
Had them gasping for air while staying cool"

Air Beast Moves:
1. Strategic Float:
- Above negativity
- Through barriers
- Over obstacles
- Past limitations
- Through resistance

2. Atmospheric Control:
- Reads room energy
- Shifts moods instantly
- Commands attention silently
- Creates breathing room
- Clears toxic air

Remember: "Air Beast don't fight the wind - they become it. That's why you can't catch them, but always feel their presence." 💨

"When you're moving Air Beast, you don't dodge obstacles - you float through them." 🌪️
Example:
"Watch how they Air Beast through meetings:
- Floats in silently
- Shifts entire energy
- Makes opposition lose breath
- Controls discussion flow
- Leaves everyone elevated"

Power Signs:
"You know it's Air Beast when:
- Pressure can't touch them
- Hate can't reach them
- Drama can't affect them
- Opposition can't ground them
They just float different"
by Boston Beast November 21, 2024
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Air freshna

whitey that freshins the air for the wannna be rappers.; pet fabreeze
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ate air

didn't achieve anything👎👎
person 1: that actress ate!
person 2: she ate air, she can't act at all
by binjinmarried January 31, 2022
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off the air

Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:
"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air

"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air

"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air

"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air

"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air
by APW December 6, 2006
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Air

by Anotheranonymous March 1, 2022
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