Potato

A person who looks like they don't give a flying shit. Who also tends to have a double chin when looking down at their phone.

That girl Alida is such a potato!

by Bubblez5053423 March 24, 2017

Potato Grenade

The lord of all. The savior of our reality. Potato Grenade is all powerful. Potato Grenade is ascension. 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 11 14 15

Man 1: Yo bruv, have ya spread the gospel of Potato Grenade recently?
Man 2: Nah fam, I had a stroke.
Man 1: *pulls out a portcullis* THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DISOBEDIENCE
Man 2: Ayo fam, I'm ready for death. My defiance earns me death.

by 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 January 20, 2021

Potato Scraper

A person with braces that scrapes another person's penis with they're braces when they are sucking said penis

"Man that Potato Scraper really tore up my penis."

by Gunnar Nastee December 1, 2011

Potato

1. The holiest and fruitiest of veggietables. Good to crunch. Found in chip, fry, mash, scallop, and raw forms.
2. Used to describe anything and everything.

1. Hailey gazed longingly at the crispy crunchyness of the glorious potato fry.
2. "Look at my new puppy!"
"Awww! He's such a potato!"

by :○) June 12, 2022

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

potato cat

a very fat cat who is sweet and lovable. he is very cute and chunky.

My potato cat was sleeping in my lap.

by Raskalmutt August 6, 2022

Yashed Potato

Potato with a mashed up 'Yash'

I am eating yashed potato

by ISellDucksAtTesco February 15, 2024