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Petering Your Novak

What does it mean to Peter your Novak? Why do we uses this term, this can most be simply described in song and dance. Petering your Novak was developed by high-tech scientists in 1987 to develop a pure essence of life. During this wondering to create something so beautiful. This would end up being to be a tragedy however; the whole experiment went south! The results were somewhat of a anti-pure-essence which took the minds of many and showed them the reality that we call "Petering-your-Novak". The minds of these scientists became manic and would often become uncensored doing what they want.

To this day nobody knows the true effects of Petering on that Novak

Now the term Petering your Novak is used to remember those times. it is often used to describe grotesque events. At the same time describing the most beautiful ones.

You can say - "I petered my Novak" for a sense of how you could use this.

What it means is usually up to the user. This way nobody can really be upset when it comes to Petering their Novak
"You're Petering Your Novak."
by PeterNovak November 2, 2022
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Shut your cocksucker

Another way of telling a stupid ass fuck boy to shut his mouth.
Fuckboy Gary: Please, Please just let us go!

John: Shut your cocksucker, you son of a bitch.
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Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
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Your mum in a bag

An insult originally coined in the mid 1700's by Anglo-Irish writer Jonathan Swift. The insult has no real defined meaning but It can be determined from context to essentially be accusing ones mother of being a possession. As was commonplace then and now many people carry their possessions in bags, thus the insult begins to make sense.

While not commonly used, the insult has begun to make an appearance on many social media sites such as facebook, instagram, imgur, youtube etc.
"I know your mother well. She's in a bag" or "Your mum in a bag"
by JewshWillmort February 27, 2019
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Busting your ovaries

Means the same thing as "busting your balls" but applied to a woman
Nah, you're not really fat. I'm just busting your ovaries.
by Smackum Yackum March 8, 2013
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Gum on your can

It's too bad to put online. You probably don't want to know.
You have so much gum on your can! You need to take care of that!
by Mexinadist June 12, 2011
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wrap your willy

Don't be silly, wrap your willy !
by Viking Child January 5, 2015
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