peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

your face is chase

when your so ugly your face ran away and you have to chase it

billy : dom your a faggot
dom: your face is chase
billys attacks no longer damages dom

by somekidoncrackerdoodles August 7, 2019

flour your nuts

To be royally screwed over, taken advantage of or otherwise dicked around. Also another way of telling someone to fuck off.

They wanted me to work overtime for straight time, I told them to go flour your nuts.

by ooh ahh ridge October 9, 2017

Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

Gut your fish

Female masterbation

Go gut your fish, have a wank

by Whatkindoftree March 9, 2018

Your gramps a tramp

An insult of the highest degree worse than your granny tranny

John: Your dad lesbian
Bill: Your granny Tranny
John:your Gramps a tramp
Bill:Rethinks life decisions then dies

by AsianFreedomFighter March 11, 2018

cross your legs

When you have a mad boner and need to hide it.

Wazza: Shit that girl is smokin!
Davo: Oi Wazza cross your legs mate!

by Virginmary February 5, 2018