The kid has turtlephobia.
by turtlely awsome March 15, 2023
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toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky
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by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
Get the turtle mug.brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
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