A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.
Oh look it is Jake
by The True Jake from 9 bc April 4, 2021
Get the Jakemug. That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
by DVillan October 11, 2020
Get the Jake From State Farmmug. The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet
by penjs June 9, 2020
Get the Jakemug. He is nice, commonly super smart. Sometimes can seem like a smart ass to people who don't know him. He love drawing and Star Wars. Is super knowledgeable on anime.This guy is incredibly protective of his friends and family.
Jake is a great friend!
by KD.Aquamarine September 7, 2020
Get the Jakemug. a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.
by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021
Get the Jakemug. a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
by garry88 November 7, 2019
Get the jake molesmug. 