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Jordan Taylor

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.
by JayTayHay November 9, 2023
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Sean Taylor

Sean Taylor is the act of lowballing for something with great value, informing them that it's not worth much, then re-selling for 10x the value.
Mike: Bro I just Sean Taylor'd my friend for the GT Venom

John: Oh shit really? How much did you offer?

Mike: $20, I convinced him it wasn't worth much.

John: Nice! How much are you gonna sell it for?

Mike: I think $2,000 is fair :)
by ExactIy April 25, 2020
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Taylor’s 0.5 millimetre defeater

When your getting head from your girl and your about to buss a nut and she takes a breath and then you push her head down and get your foreskin stuck in her braces and then it gets ripped off. Specifically ends up with a chunk of foreskin in her braces.
Bella is giving Freddie and his boyfriends a sloppy blow job and accidentally gives Frederick a Taylor’s 0.5 millimetre defeater
by Eddie brennikmiejer September 30, 2025
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Taylor & Yannick

Taylor and Yannick sitting in a tree, one is sexy, one is free.
by dog lover god November 4, 2022
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Taylor

A Taylor is a keeper. She keeps your world spinning.
She builds your confidence to no end
She is incredibly hard working
She has great morals and values
Her beauty shines so bright, you might need sunglasses
She is humorous in all the right ways
She is the most nurturing type of woman
She loves the Lord
And she might be one of the most stubborn also

What else can you ask for? (except to be my wife)
That girl is a total Taylor! She checks all the boxes and is a dream

Taylor I love you!
by richardnixonofficial September 6, 2024
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Taylor

that girl is a real taylor
by wordsnew February 22, 2023
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Taylor Swift

The motherfucking music industry.

Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.

K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.

He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?

Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.
by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023
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