shelf tops

pair of Adidas Superstars

Man, since i saw that "My Adidas" video by Run DMC, I always kick it in my laceless shelf tops.

by FSU Austin January 12, 2007

Female Top G

A female who is not a feminist and not a hoe this type of female is attached to a Top G man this female also knows her place in a relationship and knows her place as a woman

Girl 1: yes I don't go to clubs and stuff like that I'm a female top G

by Female top g @cat February 27, 2023

Canadian Top Hat

The act of defecating on one's head. Mainly guy-to-girl defecation, but can also be done the other way.

Dude 1: "Last night was fuckin sick."
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "After I fucked that one chick, she let me give her a Canadian top hat."

by Schlock McGock January 30, 2010

Top Left Nut

A derivative of "top left", top left nut is used in a hostile manner to tell someone to "get lost"; to fuck off.

That's cap, Katy. Top left nut.

by aquariless May 4, 2021

flat top cunt

person who thinks he is cool with a flat top haircut

"look at that flat top cunt, what a wanker"

by rtargett October 2, 2007

Uneven Table Top

When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.

Brooke has such an uneven table top.

by Payners November 6, 2016

Top bunk Doggy

The act of having doggy style sex on the top bunk of a hostel dorm bed.

Bro I did top bunk doggy with tessa last night!

by BumBaClarted September 21, 2022