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Vive Cool City

Australian vlog on anything just that little bit fucked up.

Episodes of less than 5 minutes come once every monday, wednesday and friday. Mostly filmed in Melbourne, but there are many episodes filmed in other parts of Australia and the world.

Main hosts being Ryder Susman, Kirk Docker and Bassett Dickson.
Newbie: "I learnt how to roll the perfect joint on Monday"
Clueless: "Yeah, how?"
Newbie: "Vive Cool City"
by beautifulyouth November 1, 2009
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New York City

The only place on earth to be...EVER


* i love you for life, NY
"So how long have you lived in NYC?"
"Seventeen years, but I had no life before then, so basically, my whole life"
by E TO THE B December 11, 2004
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Texas City, Texas

Purgatory. A place that sucks so bad, you're stuck in between life and hell.
(Night time) Driving into Texas City, Texas. Is that a skyline of tall beautiful building lights covering the seashore? No. It's fucking miles and miles of oil refineries and fertilizer plants.

Living in a constant state of purgatory, with no clean smelling air and a constant threat of a hydrochloric chemical leak again. Its ok though, it will buy another football stadium or maybe a grocery store that doesn't smell like cat piss.

Am I in hell? No you're in Texas City, a place that's close to hell. But not really because there's a Starbucks.
by eatyourwords October 11, 2013
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Kansas City Turnpike

This a sex bath where you and your partner get covered in gates bbq sauce and you pulled pork and shove it inside the vagina and your partner will first fuck you, then will nut on the pulled pork then will go down and eat the pork out. All the while your partner is shoving ribs in and out of the other's ass hole.
Person 1: "yo i heard you got Kansas City Turnpiked last night."
Person 2: "ya... I got a rib stuck in my ass."
Person 1: "How'd the pork taste"
Person 2: "Like aids...fml"
by UncleBBQsexmaster January 19, 2021
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race fuck the city

Term coined by Larry to describe what happens when he gets angry.
Usage: "You won't like me when I'm angry. I'll race fuck the city." - Larry
by ActuallyLarry August 20, 2014
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Kansas City Handshake

when meeting with group of friends, you are immediately handed a bowl/bong/joint/blunt
Jack: I went over to my buddy's the other day and when I walked nobody even said what's up, they just handed me the weed.

Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake
by Nosferatu1990 October 31, 2011
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Johnson city, NY

A place in New york that's got many levels of society. There's very few truly attractive females and many losers. In the summer the lawns in the suburban part of it are very green.
Did you know the middle school in johnson city, ny is called marijuana mountain???
by mooookles June 19, 2008
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