Simp

Someone who gets weak in the knees at the ideal of another person; fantasizes about the relationship, perhaps hopes for more, but ultimately does not act upon their affections unless granted express permission.

John is such a simp, he'll hold onto any word she says to him and keep it in his pocket like a reminder.

by QuasiRom June 19, 2020

Simp

Ani is a simp

'Ani is the greatest simp'

by Crocodile Dick August 17, 2020

SIMP

Squirrel. In. My. Penis

it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl

him 1 : see a chick and like her *flurts*

him 2 : SIMP

by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 3, 2020

Simp

Simp is someone who spends time with a girl instead of the boyz

Bro why isn’t Matt on? Oh because he’s out simping.

by SirButterNugs March 2, 2021

Simp

Joe Bond Rodriguez

You spend an hour and a half talking to your bird with your piece out when you should be making the enchantment table room... Nasty simp

by Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh March 27, 2020

Simp

Not Jason Tyler

He’s a simp.

by Yuhhhhhhy November 8, 2020

Simp

An ECE major who drives a white mustang and gloats about driving stick

Danimals is a simp for paying $270 for a date with his own girlfriend, and her not paying for him

by Atzerrr March 8, 2020