Shot out of a cannon

its a point in life where things start to move really fast, either good or bad

Ephraim: man, too much stuff is goin' on right now.
Carlos: getting shot out of a cannon, huh? ....pffft. baby.

OR

Ephraim: well, finally, got a good job, a woman who loves me...
Carlos: getting shot out of a cannon, huh? ....pffft. your still a baby...

by Reefstab April 11, 2008

full court shot

When a butthole and a butthole meet in the most uncertain way, and Poop is exchanged

Man, that full court shot was off the chain!

by Barnacle baby 123 February 20, 2016

texas heart shot

Cumming in one's asshole during anal sex

Paul delivered a brutal Texas Heart Shot on Anna's cow.

by Arab Bastard January 14, 2007

Slap shot

When receiving a blow job, after the man who is receiving blows his load in the other person's mouth, he pulls out and slaps them across the face, thus creating a semen volcano effect.

Bro, I totally gave that bitch a slap shot last night!

by Onzie9 November 01, 2009

take a shot in the mouth

To act like, or say that you indeed like or love the band Nickelback in order to bed a hottie of the opposite sex.

Slim: "Yo Dan, you see that fine piece of ass over there with the Nickelback shirt on."
Dan: "Yeah, I'd take a shot in the mouth in order to give her the rectal thermometer.

by Dan Jewell April 11, 2005

who shot john

A term used in a situation where a major event has occurred and you have no idea what's going on.

(Someone was stabbed at a party)
M: Yo did you see that?
J: No, man! Who shot john?

by DDAWLS November 28, 2004

Shots in my guns

An ironic statement (due to the fact shots usually expel from a gun) used by cocky guys when they recieve a medical shot in each arm.

Joe: Hey Brandon, wanna go shoot some pistols after school today?

Brandon: No need, I got shots in my guns already.

by The 730SS September 02, 2009