frosted sunrise

Before your partner wakes up, you straddle your partners chest and jerk off causing a bountiful load of cum to be blown on their face creating a frosted appearance in the glorious morning sunshine.

Roberts frosted sunrise this morning did wonderful things for my complexion today. I hope i get it again tomorrow...

by DublBubbl May 9, 2018

Shanghai Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.

Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.

by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018

Chocolate Surprise

Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.

I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Watermelon Sunrise

When you're drinking a Tequila Sunrise and a black man with rather large genitalia dips said genitalia into the drink.

I was at a gay bar one day enjoying a fag and Tequila Sunrise when some black guy shoved his dick and sack into my drink! He called it the watermelon sunrise!

by DarkendTheMighty May 16, 2018

Raccoon surprise

Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise

Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!

by Bean boy July 12, 2018

Alaskan Sunrise

An Alaskan Sunrise is when you fuck a girl in the ass, and pull out as you cum. The cum resembles that of the majestic Alaskan foothills, resting under the colorfully pink pussy, or sun, as some would call it.

Condescending Coworker: "Have you ever been to Alaska? I hear they get a lot of snow this time of year, which is perfect for visiting our ski cabin in Anchorage."

You subtly one upping: "My wife gets an Alaskan Sunrise every morning!"

by PrecariousToast July 18, 2018

Philly Surprise

When you go to a city expecting one kind of food experience and get a drastically different one

I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!

by Barfmeister August 6, 2018