Pull a Parkman

When you plan to do something with a friend weeks/months in advance, only for them to just cancel the day of the event...

Person 1: "Bro where is he at?"

Person 2: "Idk man... He's probably gonna Pull a Parkman."

Person 1: "Dang. You're probably right..."

by RealTalk💯 January 27, 2022

Pulling a Carson

Leaving an event to go poop.

“Anyone see John?”
“Yea, he’s pulling a carson”

by UrMomsFav October 6, 2021

Pulling an Anderson

A figure of speech used to describe a situation in which an individual achieves orgasm upon choking to death on carbon dioxide.

Do you guys know why Michael didn't show up today? I heard he was Pulling an Anderson.

by mrquiroz October 6, 2021

Pulling a Carson

Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

On no I just Pulled a Caron in my

pants.
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Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

by UrMomsFav September 20, 2021

Pulled a Sinema

Promoting a person to a position and regretting the decision. Various reasons can be attributed including, but not limited to unqualification, obstruction, annoyance.

I thought she would make a good head cashier, but I Pulled a Sinema.

by Pessimistic Adjacent September 29, 2021

Pulled a "Janaka"

To call back within 10 working days, after leaving a position of employment, and ask for your job back.

Fred pulled a "Janaka" and is coming back to work.

by petyor February 21, 2022

pulling a salty

Pulling a salty is leaving a call right after you join, just like salty.

(user x being called)
(user x joined)
User Y: Hey X, how you doing?
(user x left)
User Y: Damn my bro is pulling a salty.

by clsslc May 19, 2021