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Cinderella Process

The moment you’re done with your professional life and transition to your personal life.
You wake up and know you need to go to work and you need to shower. You’ll take about 10-15mins & another 5mins to be completely ready. When you’re done with work & head home. When you shower after work it’ll take from 30-45mins & 10-15mins to be completely ready.

“”Damnn!! He’s taking a long time to shower & get ready!!?” “Dude!! He literally just got out from work! He’s on his Cinderella Process, but you know he’ll come thru at the end!!”
by Wjortiz March 27, 2025
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Due Process

Due process is a fundamental right that ensures everyone, regardless of citizenship or legal status, is given notice of accusations and an opportunity to defend themselves before the government takes action.

Trump does not understand this concept because he is a moron and doesn't care about the Constitution. He is unfit to be a president.
(ICE detained a sickly mother who is undocumented and accuses her drug trafficking 12 years ago)

Mother: this is a mistake. I never sold drugs.
ICE: (with a mischievous grin) a trusted confidant told us everything. You are on a 5am flight to El Salvador tomorrow morning.
Mother: this is a mistake! Let me talk to a lawyer.
ICE: Criminal aliens don't get lawyers. HAHAHA

(Mother is deported the next morning. Later that afternoon in a federal court)

Federal Judge: This is preposterous!!! You snatched her from the street and just shipped her out the next morning like cattle! Did you give her a notice beforehand? Did you give her an opportunity to defend?? Where was her due process?

Trump: (yawn) it was an administrative error. It is what it is.
by ThePunisher312 April 27, 2025
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Gardening Procedure

A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.
My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.
by i fuck niggas May 5, 2025
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Tyler Proctor

An immeasurably Intuitive. Very aware of his own emotions, therefore, he is very aware of the emotions of others and the energy of his surroundings. A True Empath to the fullest degree of what the word means and so much more! His ability to *tune-in* is incredible and and admirable, even as far as to *plant-a-seed* that encourages the unawakened person to find a desire within themselves to question Everything and seek to learn all sides of all things, so that no biases define them; to see thru others’ eyes and grasp a full perspective of their perceptions.

Overflowing with creativity and could succeed in any artistry he believes in himself to do-so. Has the best room in the place he resides and everyone gravitates towards that space because of the abundant flow of coexistent vibrations and calming frequencies. He has a badass taste of music and a smile that is so infectious all you can do is Smile Back (like Mac!) He is super easy to get along with, especially if you’re a Pisces, as he is, too. A dear friend and wonderful human, just in general :)
Tyler Proctor is so cool ice cubes are jealous! But then he reminds them jealousy is a silly, wasted emotion and encourages said ice cubes to find their own coolness so they themselves are thrivingly chilling in the chillest chillness chill-sesh form! Now that’s a Tyler Proctor! What a guy!
by colfoxi July 3, 2025
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Zachary Tyler Proctor

The Sweetest Boy in the WHOLE World. He will give you butterflies in your stomach without even having to try. He WILL make you smile more than you ever have before in your life. One glance at him and its over: you've fallen hard. :)
by fallinghard:) February 8, 2010
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The Dehornitization Process

The mental state a male encounters after finishing sexual acts into a woman he doesn't love. This can last anywhere from 1 minute to 17 years.
Sounds like The Dehornitization Process to me Gary
by Gary_gary May 10, 2011
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