Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.

Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.

by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021

Post Malone

Post Malone is not a rapper.

Candy paint and Saint tropez are good songs tho

Have you heard of the rapper post malone?
He is not a rapper bitch

by Lisadepisa April 14, 2020

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!

by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024

Post Nut Bravery

The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.

Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!

Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?

Joe: yeah

by freddeadredemption October 27, 2020

post coding

When you date or see multiple people from different post codes to ensure they don't cross paths

friend: "dam Ben found out I'm also sleeping with Cam and now there's heaps of drama"
me: "that's why you should use post coding it"

by Random fan girl December 19, 2018

National Post Your Homeboy Day

August 2nd every year find the best pictures of you and your mans and post it right after you didn’t post your girlfriend

Yo bro it’s National Post your Homeboy Day, i’m about to post my guys

by jameslone23 August 2, 2023

Post Coming Out Era

The period of time we're currently in where everyone is so gay that no one comes out formally any more. You just know by their look and their actions.

"How did all of these makeup wearing clowns get their jobs in politics and business?"
"They took advantage of 'don't ask, don't tell' and 'don't say gay' and now we're in the Post Coming Out Era."

by Publius0987 October 18, 2025