icecream shits

when your butthole burns when your pooping and your hoping for the icecream to come out next.

"man I ate some hot wings last night and i had the icecream shits this morning.

by slapmanzoo March 5, 2010

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shit cranked

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.

Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.

by Hap July 5, 2006

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ball of shit

the feeling when you are so sick you feel like a load of shit and want to curl up into a ball and die, but you can't die, so you just turn into shit

My friend Stephanie had a terrible virus and was so sick she claimed she felt like a ball of shit. This was apparently worse than feeling like a load of shit. balls ball shit loadofshit

by flyingelephant July 26, 2014

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Munchies Shit

The giant dry shit you have the day after smoking weed due to the amount of food you ate when you had the munchies.

'I just had the biggest munchies shit ever I'm never gonna eat that much again'
"I love those but they always seem to hang there and stretch you in half"

by Munchies Shit January 11, 2017

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Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.

Example 1:

Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!

James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.

Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!

by TequilaMonkey May 9, 2012

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