green Trojan

a LARGE lubricated condom

(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.

(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)

by Jake February 20, 2004

green machine

the most badass car a person can possibly get in the entire world

hey u see the green machine yesterday?

na man i didnt see bc the crowd was too big already getting a peek

by cumof someyounguy May 29, 2011

roman green

Quite possibly, the sexiest guy in Lumberton. Has a nice truck, nice body, nice personality. I'd love to be with Roman.

Oh Baby. Roman is fine.

by so lovely June 14, 2004

Green Goblins

Extended release Xanax.. they're green.

Those green goblins got me fucked up last night

by Paugehymen July 31, 2016

green goblin

ur doing a chick and then ur like hell no i want something tighter so you stick it up her nose and all the boogies are green so green goblin

man i want to green goblin that chick soooo badly

by chris fleisher January 17, 2008

Green Jesus

A form of currency. e.g. dollars, euro, franc, peso, pound, shilling, yen

1. I used some of the Green Jesus to buy some nachos.

2. After winning the lottery, I used the Green Jesus at a strip club to purchase a fine looking lady.

3. Ben Dover wanted to go to the bar, but he didn't have any of the Green Jesus to buy beer.

by Rock Alexander April 19, 2009

green balls

the agonizing state of seething envy experienced when your friends score and you do not, esp. when with a girl you fancy.

i got such green balls when i heard that john nailed julie...sigh

by the grin reefer March 8, 2009