Air Lock

3 different poles for one woman’s 3 holes. So as she’s cannot receive air in any way.

Keith and his dad Paul (the inventor of air locking) often share a woman with one stranger on nights in key west. Three holes, three poles, no air.

by ColeBill May 15, 2025

Hot Air Balloon

The phenomena in which a man is sitting on a typically non porous surface area such as a wooden chair, and unleashes a fart that instead of sliding out of the back, up the crack, it sneaks up the front and tickles the testes/ball sack. In some cases can elevate the sack if wearing loose clothing.

Prrrrtttt (fart)- Whoa! The hot air balloon came outta nowhere.

by Pigeonjuan December 19, 2020

Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.

Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker

by Prangutan January 17, 2021

Air

To describe something being trivial or easy

Bob: “I have to study hard for the exam!”

Joe: “Nah don’t worry, the exam is literally air”

by BobJoe October 22, 2023

Air con and suck on

The sexual act of turning on the A/C to the coldest and then sucking on cock.

“Lets turn on the air con and suck on my cock.”

by Mrcake115 June 16, 2023

Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move

I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos

by Sister Wives April 6, 2021

Air-conditioned out

When you live in Texas and the air-conditioner in your high school stops working. Often results in half of the students ditching class.

Logan! Call your parents. School is air-conditioned out!

by Je parle français August 28, 2019