Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

simp

when u hear simp think of the name niko

me: says simp

person: thinks about the person called niko

by wolfmist November 11, 2020

SIMP

This word perfectly describes Brendan Emery.

He's Simping but can never be as bad a Bren

by NOT A SIMP - BREN IS November 2, 2020

Simp

Squirrels in my pants.

Hey whats making you jump like that? SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by StudioDeurbel June 17, 2025

SIMP

Someone who gives and devotes a lot of his time and effort into a women that will not give him nothing in return… a simp don’t have a chance with her but get mad or jealous if other men do.

Me: let’s go out to the club tonight

Simp: Sorry bro I can’t go out I might be wit the girl I have a crush on tonight if she wants to.

by anonymous June 1, 2023

Simp

Literally just Giyu

"you know giyu, yeah that dudes a fucking simp"

by Logica June 26, 2020

simp

Squirrel In My Pants !
the best rap song ever existed, by 2 Guyz N the Parque and Candice in the episode "Comet Kermillian" of the infamous series Phineas and Ferb.

Street Performer: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!

by lilyman September 17, 2020