bones

(adj.)/(noun)
Slang local to Chicago
Very disappointing, dismal. Synonymous with slang like “sucks,” “shitty,” “ass,” etc.

“I have a huge biology quiz tomorrow”/ “Damn, that’s so bones!”

“Her outfit is literally bones.”

“It’s so bones that people die…”

by breadmaska February 2, 2022

Ash Bones

An otherwise very ashy black person.

Kid#1: Yo homie i seen this bitch yesterday, she had some mad Ash Bones.
Kid#2: DAMN!!!

by Superdupperjohnb February 7, 2008

Bone-ing

When you flop around like a fish claiming to have sex with a hot girl

Yo, you hear Cam had sex?

Naa man, he was just bone-ing her

by Definitelynotevanandnate May 31, 2022

Walking Bones

When you smoke so much weed you feel like you're walking on your bones.

Man, I feel like I'm walking bones, man.

by Dah Trippy Panda January 12, 2014

Bone Zone

When you go have sex with someone that had you in the Friend Zone.

It could also be for when you put it down on someone with that dick.

Friend one: So I saw you leave the party with Karen. What happened?

Friend two: let’s just say I went from the FRIEND ZONE to the BONE ZONE.

Girlfriend: Damn daddy you did your thing last night. You was Steph Curry with the cock.

Boyfriend: Yes, I was definitely in the BONE ZONE last night.

by Gemini12 May 12, 2020

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

by deeliciousness December 14, 2013