Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.

Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.

Korean celebrity wants to be sexy BTS girlfriend too in let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.

by nanashom March 11, 2025

Fake Crip

A person who impersonates gang affiliations for either clout or sheer enjoyment. The “Lady Dlow” archetype is a perfect example

“This Fake Crip really think we scared of “WSDMGC73” cause they made a rap song LOL.”—Anyone with a brain

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025

Fake Hollywood

When someone is acting as if they are a celebrity or as if they are better than others.

Damn he lowkey acting fake hollywood after he started rapping, nigga ain't return no calls or nothing.

by lmaooookoko December 1, 2021

Fake Thot

An oxymoron

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

fake thot

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023

Fakes

Slang to describe vape or e-cigarettes

Rebecca: do u sell vape?
Britney: I got a friend who sells fakes, want one?
Rebecca: yeah! Can I have their snap?

by Parachuter275 August 14, 2018

fake race

a person who does not identify to the human race, nor to the animal species. not even of extraterrestrial origin. mostly used to make fun of people who say there from a country that they don't look like they are from

guy:this girl says she is from india, and she is white!
other guy: wow man, she's a fake race!

by gingamear May 25, 2016