meat poisoning

A woman Tripping over the dick acting crazy

That's the third time she come down here looking for him she got that meat poisoning!

by Dr. Red April 11, 2023

Meat And Retreat

Not to Be compared to Meat Retreat. To have sex with a man and excavate his home as fast as possible.

alexa: You seen that guy?
karen: Ya I'm gonna do a Meat And Retreat on him.

by usedsoup April 1, 2020

Street Meat

An opened beef jerky stick one may find in the street, and if consumed, would turn one gay.

“Don’t eat street meat Jim, you’ll turn gay!!”

by Clumsy Girl844 March 10, 2020

Monster Meat

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Meat Curtains

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.

Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious

by Fishy_Soup March 30, 2022

meat musket

The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.

I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.

by carsonsux August 9, 2021

meat flume

A big penis!

That stankin hoe just road my Meat Flume

by Hermz da sperm July 9, 2003