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My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .
by Brazen Bandit December 14, 2021
Get the Mississippi milk dud mug.When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022
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“Come stick that cock between my milk filled pillows!”
“Come stick that cock between my milk filled pillows!”
by FuxkinShitUp July 26, 2021
Get the milk filled pillow mug.It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.
If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.
If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.
Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?
Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.
Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.
Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.
Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.
Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.
Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.
by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022
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