Max isn’t just “the biggest.” He’s strong, confident, and kind, but don’t let that fool you. He’ll steal your heart, make you feel safe, and then hit you with love like you’ve never known. Someone who’s fun, addictive, and leaves you wanting more… basically, a Max is pure trouble, and you’ll love every second of it. Love you Doefoe
You think you know what love is? Then you haven’t met Max yet.
He is the best thing that happened to me. I'm in love with Max.
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He is the best thing that happened to me. I'm in love with Max.
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After years of overthinking every decision, he finally started retard maxxing - just doing what needed to be done and not listening to the noise in his head.
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Get the max o’grady mug.When your body is so egregiously ginormous your body forms rings like a soft-serve ice cream cone. It also describes the melting affect
Lamar: bro sam you need to stop eating so much dude, you are melt-maxing right now
Sam: i cant im so hungry im gonna eat you
Sam: i cant im so hungry im gonna eat you
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If you disagree. You're clearly a biased British Hamilton lover. Who we don't like.
When mighty Max wins. It's all his generational talent and nothing to do with the car, engine or team.
Anyone who "beats" him is clearly cheating. As evidenced by the "defeat"
Max is so great that every former champion should renounce their titles and give them to Max. Even the Indycar champions.
All other drivers should just move out of Max's way so we can marvel at his brilliance.
Motorsport media and Social Media shall forever be full of those Sucking Max's balls at every opportunity.
If you disagree. You're clearly a biased British Hamilton lover. Who we don't like.
When mighty Max wins. It's all his generational talent and nothing to do with the car, engine or team.
Anyone who "beats" him is clearly cheating. As evidenced by the "defeat"
Max is so great that every former champion should renounce their titles and give them to Max. Even the Indycar champions.
All other drivers should just move out of Max's way so we can marvel at his brilliance.
Motorsport media and Social Media shall forever be full of those Sucking Max's balls at every opportunity.
Did you see Max Verstappen at the last Grand Prix? I think that the Catholic Church should renounce Jesus and worship Max instead
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