Lucas John Zielinski

A little bitch who, instead of playing wz with the boys, deepthroats his girlfriends cock.

Guy#1: Yoo, I heard he left his boys to get pegged by a girl.
Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.

by Z hater fr June 8, 2024

Lucas Grant Incidents

Lucas Incidents:
Rotten Fish Locker Incident, Expired Yogurt Bath Incident, Chewed Gum Collection Incident, Sewer Water Balloon Incident, Dead Rat in Desk Incident, Mystery Brown Stain Incident, Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident, Tooth in Soup Incident, Raw Egg in Pocket Incident, Expired Meat Under Pillow Incident, Toenail Sandwich Incident, Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, Earwax Candle Incident, Rotten Milk Sock Incident, Mystery Hairball in Locker Incident, Bathroom Flooding Incident, Moldy Bread Face Mask Incident, Boiled Sock Water Incident, Random Toe Sucking Incident, Unflushed Surprise Incident.

"Lucas Grant Incidents was a nightmare, from the Rotten Fish Locker Incident and Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident to the stomach-turning Toenail Sandwich Incident. The horror peaked with the Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, the Earwax Candle Incident, and the truly infamous Unflushed Surprise Incident—a day that scarred everyone involved."

by skibidifanumtax March 25, 2025

Lucas

BIG NOSE

Oi fatty Lucas u got a big nose

by Very black Jesus November 27, 2021

Luca Ascoli

A God Among Men

Tom: have you heard of Luca Ascoli
Sam: yeah the god among men

by God V12345 November 19, 2021

Lucas

Lucas is a smart guy who likes to play league of legends. He's always one of the top students in school and does math 1 or 2 grade ahead of his own grade. He wears glasses and is pretty short. He is competitive and a top scorer on math contests; Lucas is single and likely will be for many years. He's lives in the beautiful cities of the west coast and likes to play sports. He is kind and caring towards his friends but is an extremely dry texter. Words he uses most commonly in text are, "k," "ok," and "lol." He is not a nerd but still very smart.

Jake: "Hey Lucas, look at this funny video."
Lucas: "k."

by Charles West October 3, 2020

A Lucas

When you jump down in the void in Minecraft Skywars

Bob, Just get over to the next island just don't do a Lucas and us good

by eerold August 28, 2020

Lucas

The kid looking over my shoulder as i right this.

Lucas fuck off you're going on uRBAN DICTIONARY NOW

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 19, 2020