national kissing day

April 13th is national kissing Day. As in lip to lip. Kiss that one special person or just yourself.

Hey it's national kissing day. Kiss me whore.

by ThyTailor May 25, 2018

kiss my swingers

A request for the kissing of one's testicles.

Friend 1: Can I borrow 100 bucks?
Friend 2: Kiss my swingers

by cragus December 18, 2007

kissing the choo choo

The act of self-destruction despite repeated attempts by friends to intercede on the kisser's behalf. Sometimes it seems as if they just want to stand in front of the charging locomotive and get what's coming.

Mike, you know I'll back you up, but if you keep making trouble where there isn't any,and drag ME into it, no less, I'm going to simply allow you to kiss the choo choo. Kissing the choo choo is what you seem to want. Oh well...

by Bangboy May 22, 2009

kiss on my woohoo

The female equivalent to "suck my dick". Originally coined by Christina Aguilera in her song Woohoo, it can be used to express one's contempt towards someone or simply their inability to show any kind of interest for something/someone.

I should be studying for that test right now, but shopping seems more interesting, the teacher can kiss on my woohoo.

Keep calm and kiss on my woohoo.

-You said you'd take me to the movies.
-Why don't you just kiss on my woohoo?

by awholelottatrouble October 8, 2010

Anna and the French Kiss

Awesomest romantic book in the world about friends who live in a boarding school in Paris. Some side effects will be not being able to let go of the book, extreme contentment and the desire to live in the book. So overall its a darn good book.

"Wow that girl ,Abby, looks like she fell in love."
"Ya she just finished reading Anna and the French Kiss!"

by Tvery January 10, 2012

I kiss you

Catchphrase of Mahir, one of the first Internet celebrities to ever exist.

"I kiss you" basically translates to something along the lines of "I love you" or "I would like to kiss you".

This is my page .......

WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!

I KISS YOU !!!!!

by kevinell September 4, 2008

4th of July Kiss

A kiss on the 4th of July when the first firework is set off. Done with someone you care a lot about that you are willing to always remember. Preferably an aspiring actor.

Oh my God. John Shartzer was my greatest 4th of July kiss ever, I will never forget him...ever!

by A head-over-heals kid June 8, 2011