A fine how do you do.

Greeting a stranger for the first time by farting in their mouth. Walk up to the (normally) female victim, grab them by the ponytail, lift your anus directly into their mouth line and float an air biscuit. in their general direction.

This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom. and was known as a "Korean Hello"

In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts. "A fine how do you do" if the western version of this ancient Korean American custom.

Synonym. "Korean Hello"

Oh shit dude.. I've got this whole thing with HR on Monday?

What happend?

I gave the one of the copywriters in the marketing department a fine how do you do. The cunt started crying.

Well mate. At least she know's who's the boss now.

Yeah I suppose. I miss the days when I could have just smashed her back doors in instead.

by Trumper Dumper February 1, 2021

How do

The common way of asking to learn how to do something.

"How do that?!" or " How do and say something you want to know how do.

by Kinkky June 12, 2011

do you

Draw you. Some people might mistake the meaning as segg you.

Person A: I will do you!
Person B: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 22, 2021

Doing a Glen

Not being able to find the right hole when finally getting to go all the way with a girl.

Thus spoiling the mood.

And making yourself a laughing stock when it gets out.

"So I took Jason back to mine, I thought I'd finally give him what he was after."

"Yeah? How'd it go?"

"He ended up doing a Glen. I was so embarrassed for him"

"God you poor thing. Glen was shit!"

by Scott666 October 17, 2008

Doing a john

to unexplainably lose all your money in five hands of poker

'Damnit five hands and im all out!'
'shut yo jibba jabber and stop doing a john!'
*crys then begins to masterbate*

by lewis B October 23, 2007

v-do

V-do is short for "virgin speedo". It is called this because the suit itself is cut off longer than the speedo while still being much shorter than the jammer. They provide the coverage of a jammer and the freedom of the speedo.......the happy medium.

Swimmer 1: Dude, what's with the suit.
Swimmer 2: It's my v-do.
Swimmer 1: I like it, looks comfortable. I should get one
Swimmer 2: Dude, you should.

by wa, wa, waaaaaaa December 28, 2009

Doing a Darren

The act of being a pussy over the smallest thing

Not being able to stand up to ones own mother

dont do a Darren
stop doing a Darren

by coloncaptain May 14, 2020