fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 07, 2014
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You Can Hear The Screams

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.
So that's Nudgee College, eh?

Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.
by RTM 1963 October 23, 2023
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garbage can

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person 1:'ho-'
person 2: 'fuck you'
person 1 to a friend:'what a garbage can!'
by the guy we all like October 30, 2018
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Garbage can

If men are trash... then doesn’t that make you a garbage can?
Hym “I’m not trash. The niggas you fuck is trash. Which makes you a garage can. Where does trash go? Inside the garbage can. That’s you. Garbage can. Stop fucking trash.”
by Hym Iam October 31, 2022
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Garbage can

Another way to say Sakura from the very popular anime, Naruto
Hey look, the garbage can thinks she’s as strong as Naruto and Sasuke
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Can Bang With Shaq

Phrase used to describe a homosexual. This phrase was coined in a press conference by President Obama when he was speaking about Jason Collins, the first openly gay athlete in the US from a major professional team sport.
Is that person straight or gay? President Obama would say that he can bang with Shaq.
by bigtime22 May 03, 2013
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Can is can

When you can. Instead of saying "I can do it" say, "can is can".
Person 1: Can you pick this up for me?
Person 2: Can is can
by catfish2.0 December 21, 2022
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