I shat my pants

Shat is the past tense of Shit which is the present tense of crap, so, i shat my pants is saying i shit my pants, which means i crapped my pants, which means i took a poop in my pants, which means I dumped a lump

I shat my pants in english class today.

by Cr4ckhead Mc933 March 18, 2003

Principal Fixing Pants

An old bald man who constantly fixes his pants in public without a second thought

Principal Fixing Pants fixed his pants

by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

shit yo' pants?

aka: For real?

Winston: "Yo dawg, I be winnin' the lottery."
Simon: "Shit yo' pants?"
Winston: "Hellz yeah."

by Kelsey Anderson March 10, 2009

I'll pee your pants

When you're so fucking frustrated at someone that you threaten the worst. See: Peeing the toilets pants

If you turn our project in late I'll pee your pants!!!

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Giant radioactive rubber pants

Used to show degrees. Giant radioactive rubber pants is pretty high up there.

But, Invader's blood marches through my veins! Like Giant Radioactive Rubber Pants! The pants command me. Do not ignor my veins!!

by I am ZIM! August 8, 2004

Esther Pants

Similar to such names as Amanda Hugnkiss and Mike Hunt. Sounds like 's'ed her pants

"Attention QFC customers would Esther Pants please report to customer service. Esther Pants to customer service please"

by Bing Crosby beat his kids December 4, 2007

Hush Puppies in my Pants

The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.

Dude, I think I've had some Hush Puppies in my pants for the past five minutes after that one!

by ingrate October 9, 2012