I'm sorry

You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them

Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not

by ImwastingtimeonUrbanDictionary April 10, 2023

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky

Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

I'm a cup

ok

cup 1: Hey guess what?
cup 2: What?
*silence*
cup 1: I'm a cup
cup 2: A what?
cup 1: I'm a cup

by SpicyHamsandwich February 3, 2023

I'm a tree.

To insult or throw shade.
When you throw shade & you're around the person.

I'm a tree.

by bekkth March 1, 2021

I'm gonna throw my shit around!

"I'm gonna throw my shit around" in this context means to throw one's weight or power around, it is typically said right before doing some kind of impressive move or big attack.

"hold on lemme charge up an attack... I'M GONNA THROW MY SHIT AROUND!!"

by GenhisChiggisTemujinKhan December 17, 2024

I'm gonna hard

"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.

*Getting close to being three stocked in smash bros* "I'm gonna hard!"

by jimmain October 2, 2022