Having A Matich

A phrase to describe any feeling , good or bad

Does something terrible

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

Does something heroic

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

by Hoover Stoonfoord May 31, 2018

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

even walls have eyes and ears

(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?

father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2013

have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021

yo momma is have big gay

it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed

autistic person: "yo momma is have big gay"
me: *slaps him*

by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020

having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

What does that have to do with Christmas?

A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.

*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"

by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022