I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

rick hard

An insult named after the shittest chivalry 2 player to ever exist.

You are worse than rick hard you incompetent fool

by BuffJames July 9, 2022

Hope Harding

Hope Harding is the dog of Izzy Harding. Hope was born in June of 2016. Hope is a German Shepherd/ Pitbull mix, (also known as a German Sheppit).

1: Who is Hope Harding?
2: Hope Harding is the best dog in the world, duh!

by oscaroscar April 16, 2021

Try hard

A Try Hard is a Sam

Look at that try Hard

by A unknown presence April 29, 2019

Try-hard

Somebody who shows up in a casual game with a competitive mindset and playstyle.

You are playing against a four-year-old, stop being a try-hard and let them think they stand a chance.

by Just Garlic February 25, 2024

Hard

When you stay strapped with the ladies

Thatcher is always hard

by thatcher711 October 31, 2022