two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.

Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.

by Jaw beg October 22, 2017

spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.

Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.

by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022

Trojan Horse

When you cum in a girls mouth during a blowjob, and instead of swallowing, she kisses you in order to spit it back into your mouth.

Jessica was sucking me off last night, and I can’t believe I fell for the good old Trojan Horse.

by NotMikey July 28, 2023

Roman Horse Rope Pull

A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.

Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.

by Peter Sheen November 23, 2021

or some such horse puckey

Means the same as or some shit; literally translated, it means, "or something like that".

(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.

by Telephony November 20, 2021

Race horse

A slender spliff perfect for inconspicuous consumption. Over before anyone even notices.

Dude, you ready? Let’s step out the back the for a race horse?

by Born like this February 12, 2022