real

real, meaning: for real or literally or i know right.
something you agree on.

"zendaya is pretty,"
"real."

by zendayaisgod October 2, 2022

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.

Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

Real

a cry of pain.

A: "I want to die."

B: "real"

by A Salad December 4, 2022

REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE

Lover of sounds inside an exclusive group that can't ever be breached.

You may hear what you want to hear but the REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE always understands what they hear and the reasoning is STRENGTH IN NUMBERS , "right ADAM".

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

REAL WORLD AI

Simply put devised by STEVE JOBS at APPLE and further REFINED BY TIM COOK CEO OF APPLE.

Everything about the URBAN DICTIONARY AND sub DICTIONARIES in many ways was devised by STEVE JOBS by utilizing REAL WORLD AI.

by CUM GET SUCKED April 13, 2021

Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.

‘where my victory royale’
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022