Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.

Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"

by LickDickRick January 31, 2018

Egg

Chicken armor.

The chicken is protected by its egg

by Yeetenhiemers September 30, 2019

cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021

gifted mythic egg

An item in the ROBLOX game known bee swarm simulator, it always hatches a gifted mythic bee, usually one you don't want.

Guy: I am about to use a gifted mythic egg! Oh no i got a gifted spicy bee, BTW im a blue hive :(

by cf23 August 20, 2024

Egg

the thing that is shit out by cocks every day

Did you just see the cock shit out that egg??!!

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark June 3, 2020

Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019