The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present
Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were
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Get the cunt-ching mug.The bloody apprentice was in the roof today running cables and put his foot through the ceiling.. again! FUCK! he's a boots cunt.
Told the labourer to clean up all the rubbish on the site today and the cunt threw away brand new, full lengths of 2x4.... couldn't believe it, what a fucking boots cunt.
Told the labourer to clean up all the rubbish on the site today and the cunt threw away brand new, full lengths of 2x4.... couldn't believe it, what a fucking boots cunt.
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Get the Irritating Cunt mug.Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.
"Wow I can't believe how drunk I was last night. I hope I don't see my cunt cousin anytime soon!"
Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.
Two females who engage in an intimate, scissoring, one night stand. The two may never see each other again, but they will always be cunt cousins.
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