Confetti cunt

The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.

All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.

Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"

Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"

Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"

Confetti cunt, Confetti, cunt, wedding, bride

by ribbertjie January 1, 2013

cunt-phlegm

The liquid produced by a womans vagina

She worked her vagina with the vibrator till it was covered in cunt-phlegm

by Masterofthecuntstick July 13, 2012

Control Cunt

For use in situations when "control freak" just doesn't seem strong enough.

What did the text from Vivian say?
She texted me 5 times about when we're supposed to meet.
She is such a control cunt!

by darcblu84 September 1, 2012

Cunts on a canvas

A term of outrage used similarly fuck.

jack: did you get with that girl last night?
tom: no I got cockblocked
jack: cunts on a canvas!!!

by the creeping pedestrian June 22, 2013

Sludge Cunt

When a person is being lazy, bitchy, and hasn't showered for at least a week.

Bro1: "Dude Matt must be on his man-period...and he smells horrible"

Bro2: "Yeah...He's being such a sludge cunt"

by ncboy421 November 16, 2011

cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.

Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!

by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011

cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011