what can rochelle eat

Uhm... Idk... Don't make me angry

What can Rochelle eat
Wes:What do you wanna eat baby.
Rochelle:Uhm... Idk

by @Raydonimous August 24, 2019

Cock Can

When a mans cock is as thick as a coke can

So how was he Johnnie? Girl I can hardly walk this morning. He’s a real cock can.

by kennclie August 29, 2019

Can of Whoopass

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019

can i has a burgr

A way a cat meme speaks to get a burger.

"Mew!"
"I iz catto!"
"Can i has a burgr nom?"

by YE$ September 3, 2019

Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.

Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.

by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018

Yanking the can

Another way of saying Beating ur meat

Billy: I was yanking the can last night

Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat

by Goatboijay June 8, 2018

soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018