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Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014
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Cincinnati 3-Way

When two older men at the dog track who have major gambling addictions lose and decide to tag team a 10 dollar prostitute who is busted as hell.
Jimmy and Clinton lost their entire $274.62 life savings on lazy lightning (the grey hound at 10-1), so they say Recoba, the cheapest Ho in Cincinnati. So they borrow $10 from Rob and they give her a Cincinnati 3-Way behind the dumpster.
by 3MINATI’s Savior July 6, 2023
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Way

British. The correct term to use when you're at a pub or restaurant with the lads, and some bellend smashes a glass or plate. Failing to do so will curse both you and your family to an eternity escalating Freddo prices.
>SMASH!<
'WAY!'
by Potato Ninja 3000 June 5, 2017
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way way

the only rule is that if you do not understand what it means you are way way :(
yo did you see joe’s tech fleece, it looked pretty way way at if you ask me.
by tsgshejj544 August 16, 2021
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Sze Wai

A derrogative term and vulgarity. Sze Wai is the greatest insult you could ever throw at someone. Calling someone a Sze Wai is the equivalent of using all vulgarities in the English and Chinese language against them.
Chad: " My mother is such a Sze Wai,"
Stephanie: "Yo dude take that back!"
by Sze Wai lover November 10, 2021
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The Spartan Way

What Splendid womens quarters, these are spartan walls, come and take them, If, neither, with it or on it, it will be the size of a lion, when I bore down on my enemies, dig it out for yourselves so that we may get close to the enemy, because we are also the only ones who give birth to men.
The Spartan Way is a combanation of 10 quotes.
by MineOwedWu's July 11, 2021
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Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.
Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...
by parakeregreses July 12, 2023
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