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Baby Faking

Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.
Bro, Jessica Alba is so hot.

Oh I know, I would be down for some serious baby faking with her.
by The Sleaze July 6, 2009
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baby sorostitute

a girl who wishes to rush a sorority. she wear a northface, and ugg boots throughout all seasons. she also carries around FAKE coach, louis vuitton, or prada purses and accessories. she prances around the Michigan State bars especially Rick's on wednesdays dressing like a prostitute with her fake id.
"im such a baby sorostitute. i dress in short dresses from charlotte russe at the bar with my fake designer purses"
by dillerschlitchting December 8, 2009
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Baby Sippin

Someone who drinks alcohol in baby sips(take small taste). Drinks alcohol very slowly.
All the hommies were finishing up the 12pack and Jack was still baby sippin his first beer.
by HOOKUP July 31, 2007
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Baby Sausage

ba·by sau·sage Noun.

An urban myth: A sausage made my blending a baby with select herbs and spices and then stuffing the ground baby meat into the placenta that it recently departed with. Served boiled or grilled, often with a side (ironically) of baby carrots and baby potatoes.
The Pro-Life promoters outside the RNC thought that the sausages they were served where just called baby sausage because they were small, but in an amusing twist, they were actually fresh Baby Sausages made in the alley behind them.
by Dman-5 October 20, 2008
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Baby Douche

1. A male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.

2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.

3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.

4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!
This morning my husband was being a baby douche. He thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. When our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. Then he threw a tantrum when I said I would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. He is a grown man acting like a child. Therfore he is a baby douche.
by steffyb March 12, 2010
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beta baby

The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.
Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."

Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."
by Anna LeStache May 22, 2011
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jello babies

the remnants of semen, natural body lubricants and/or artificial lubricants that pool and collect on surfaces or in the anal cavity after sexual intercourse
My boyfriend birthed our jello baby before we showered and went to bed.
by Rio September 30, 2003
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