shelf tops

pair of Adidas Superstars

Man, since i saw that "My Adidas" video by Run DMC, I always kick it in my laceless shelf tops.

by FSU Austin January 11, 2007

Female Top G

A female who is not a feminist and not a hoe this type of female is attached to a Top G man this female also knows her place in a relationship and knows her place as a woman

Girl 1: yes I don't go to clubs and stuff like that I'm a female top G

by Female top g @cat February 27, 2023

Top Left Nut

A derivative of "top left", top left nut is used in a hostile manner to tell someone to "get lost"; to fuck off.

That's cap, Katy. Top left nut.

by aquariless May 05, 2021

Canadian Top Hat

The act of defecating on one's head. Mainly guy-to-girl defecation, but can also be done the other way.

Dude 1: "Last night was fuckin sick."
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "After I fucked that one chick, she let me give her a Canadian top hat."

by Schlock McGock January 31, 2010

flat top cunt

person who thinks he is cool with a flat top haircut

"look at that flat top cunt, what a wanker"

by rtargett September 18, 2007

Top bunk Doggy

The act of having doggy style sex on the top bunk of a hostel dorm bed.

Bro I did top bunk doggy with tessa last night!

by BumBaClarted September 21, 2022

I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018